Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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