Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
