No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
