Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
