Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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