yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The adults are the big ones right?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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