I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
