But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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