Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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