i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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