Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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