I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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