i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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