Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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