They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think I sprained my soul last night
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Can you bring me the toilet please
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
