You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What drink are we having for lunch?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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