Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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