is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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