I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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