Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
