Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
