yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm at about main and main street
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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