I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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