Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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