Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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