My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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