Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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