Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
