You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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