I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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