I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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