"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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