dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
