And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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