She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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