WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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