Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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