what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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