Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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