Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
jump out the window naked night went bad
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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