like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You are a genius and a whore.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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