I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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