i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
