i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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