I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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