He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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