new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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