We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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