we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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