I'm drive I can fine osifer
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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